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The Bonnie Situation

Just minutes ago, Baby Girl shat on me during a routine diaper change. My right lower forearm felt the impact. Her brown mustard-like, liquid poop blasted onto the ground and splattered all over the pack-n-play/bassinet that she lay on.

While I furiously cleaned up, Baby Girl crying, I could only think of the scene in Pulp Fiction of Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield cleaning Marvin’s skull fragments and brain matter from the inside of the car.

If only I had access to The Wolf to cover this shit up.

The only thing I could think to tell Baby Girl was a quote from Jules, which he said to Vincent as they cleaned the blood in the car.

“Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.”

Literally.

The Bonnie Situation scene

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2 responses to “The Bonnie Situation

  1. Bluehair 04/04/2011 at 7:02 am

    Com’on now…you should be used to this stuff by now…wuss

  2. brucebrazil 04/04/2011 at 8:25 am

    I’ll wear the wuss badge proudly. Fortunately, this is the first time it’s happened to me. If The Boobs wasn’t around, I just would’ve took Baby Girl into the shower, cleaned off in there and burned the pack-n-play into ashes.

    But she seems to be more realistic than I do.

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