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Just minutes ago, Baby Girl shat on me during a routine diaper change. My right lower forearm felt the impact. Her brown mustard-like, liquid poop blasted onto the ground and splattered all over the pack-n-play/bassinet that she lay on.
While I furiously cleaned up, Baby Girl crying, I could only think of the scene in Pulp Fiction of Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield cleaning Marvin’s skull fragments and brain matter from the inside of the car.
If only I had access to The Wolf to cover this shit up.
The only thing I could think to tell Baby Girl was a quote from Jules, which he said to Vincent as they cleaned the blood in the car.
“Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.”